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do-he-got-the-aobooty-he-do:

ask-the-coffee-lover:

lolsomeone-actually:

thewriterwhoisalone:

mackblesa:

nevertoomanyspiders:

ceruleanpineapple:

theladysyk0:

lizardlicks:

hellish-deer:

ceruleanpineapple:

spiders.

they’re like tiny 8-legged cats
how can anyone hate them

Spiders are huge derps, pass it on.

My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”

THAT IS SO CUTE

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reblogging for the story, eeee

spiders are the derpiest things though like have you ever played with a spider and a laser pointer, because I thought my lizards chasing the laser was adorable but leT ME TELL U, BLACK WIDOWS CHASING LASERS IS FRICKEN ADORABLE

So I hate spiders but this makes them seem a bit cuter lol

Yeah no I still aint fucking with no spiders

cute

I had one in my hair the other day and was like OH MY SHITTING GOD NO I killed it and felt bad because I love them :( but not when they’re in my hair

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castielnovak:

picturesquegoddess:

HELLO NIGHT VALE!
If you don’t know already; the Night Vale crew were hired to come to DashCon and were not paid for their hotel, flights and everything else. Due to this recent event I would like to make a donation to Night Vale crew! Night Vale is a really important show to me and I am forever grateful to all the hard work they do to give us this show for FREE!Now I would like to give something back!
I’m offering up $5 bust sketch commissions of Night Vale related things!
All of the money made will go towards a donation to Night Vale!! You get some cool art from me and Night Vale crew get to know that we really do appreciate their hard work they do for us fans!
I’m hoping I can give at least $50!! More would be nice but I am a busy full time student I’m doing this out of love for the show. If you can’t afford to give anything then please signal boost this!
EMAIL: kalidewild@hotmail.com with "HELP NightVale"  as the subject to get a commission and more details about this!
LOTS OF LOVE <3

Kali’s art is far too magnificent for this price, so if you feel like tipping her more to give a higher donation please do!! <3 

castielnovak:

picturesquegoddess:

HELLO NIGHT VALE!

If you don’t know already; the Night Vale crew were hired to come to DashCon and were not paid for their hotel, flights and everything else. Due to this recent event I would like to make a donation to Night Vale crew! Night Vale is a really important show to me and I am forever grateful to all the hard work they do to give us this show for FREE!
Now I would like to give something back!

I’m offering up $5 bust sketch commissions of Night Vale related things!

All of the money made will go towards a donation to Night Vale!! You get some cool art from me and Night Vale crew get to know that we really do appreciate their hard work they do for us fans!

I’m hoping I can give at least $50!! More would be nice but I am a busy full time student I’m doing this out of love for the show. If you can’t afford to give anything then please signal boost this!

EMAIL: kalidewild@hotmail.com with "HELP NightVale"  as the subject to get a commission and more details about this!

LOTS OF LOVE <3

Kali’s art is far too magnificent for this price, so if you feel like tipping her more to give a higher donation please do!! <3 

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tennant-the-tigger:

thelunaticonthegrass:

My friend works for a funeral planning service for the Catholic Church. One of the churches had no funerals scheduled this week for the first time ever, so he filled in the schedule himself.

tennant-the-tigger:

thelunaticonthegrass:

My friend works for a funeral planning service for the Catholic Church. One of the churches had no funerals scheduled this week for the first time ever, so he filled in the schedule himself.

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lshimura:

My little corn nugget ate two pinky mice today! He’s a growing boy, gonna grow up to be a mighty spaghetti noodle. #snakes #cornsnake #cornsnakes #snakesofinstagram #cornsnakesofinstagram #pets #cadu #caduthesnake #reptiles

lshimura:

My little corn nugget ate two pinky mice today! He’s a growing boy, gonna grow up to be a mighty spaghetti noodle. #snakes #cornsnake #cornsnakes #snakesofinstagram #cornsnakesofinstagram #pets #cadu #caduthesnake #reptiles

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cryptobaffling:

Here, I drew a little Khoshekh to drag around your blog!

cryptobaffling:

Here, I drew a little Khoshekh to drag around your blog!

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JM, SOCO, Andrew Fans!

One of my friends is still selling the astrisk necklaces, and is now offering keychains! These come in 61 different colours and the proceeds go to the Dear Jack Foundation. We are close to raising 1000 dollars now, and this summer she will be presenting the check to Andrew himself. Help us support a great cause!

Keychain Preorder : https://www.etsy.com/listing/195656287/asterisk-keychain-preorder

Necklace Preorder: https://www.etsy.com/listing/188509925/asterisk-necklace-preorder?ref=listing-shop-header-1

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whatever-richguy said: Today's proverb: When you catcall, you are really summoning the ancient feline gods that protect women, which will kill you for your act of harassing a woman.

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